There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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