i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I skipped work to stalk him.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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