I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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