She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
