just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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