Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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