Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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