rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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