I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Less talking, more tequila
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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