Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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