I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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