Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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