Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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