Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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