awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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