i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
you made out with another girl for some wings
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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