dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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