I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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