It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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