HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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