I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You dont lie about slip and slides
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
NoShamevember. You game?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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