I showed him my bush... on skype.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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