I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You dont lie about slip and slides
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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