NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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