i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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