I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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