: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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