I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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