im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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