Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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