One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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