party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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