Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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