Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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