i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just gift wrapped bread.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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