He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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