Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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