Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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