so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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