You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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