I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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