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i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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