So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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