try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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