he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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