She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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