We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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