I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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