Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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