dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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