Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she pinky promised me she was 18
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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